Da Superfan Shuffle

Me temo que los demás van a pensar que le voy a los Bears, pero la verdad es que este video es la neta:




[chorus]

We are the fans shufflin' crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We go to Portillo's every day,
Eating Polish sausage before the Bears play.
Looking for Ditka, where's he been?
Searched high and low from Dundee to Berwyn.
Our guts stick out and our chins are double,
And now we're doin' the Superfan Shuffle!

[verses]

LOU:
We're the Superfans, and we're underrated,
Undernourished and emaciated.
General fitness is what we lack,
Favorite pastime is the heart attack.
We like our mustard yellow, our potatoes mashed,
lucky us if it gets stuck in the mustache!
Now I'm breathing heavy, better pass the mike
To the next Superfan...hut hut hike!

RORY:
Yeah it's Rory here, and ya got it all wrong.
Mongo McMichael is why my hair's long.
All kinds of food stuck in my mustache
Like BEARnard BEARrian catchin' Rex's passes.
My beer battered brats rule from here to Moline,
That's why Johnsonville wants to sponsor me!
I didn't come here to watch Greg Gumbel,
I just came to do da Superfan Shuffle!

LARRY:
So this is Larry here, but you can call me Puch,
Here to bear down and guzzle mustard flavored hooch.
Monsters of the Midway is what we call our boys,
Compared to the Bears, the Packers are little toys.
When you cut me I bleed orange and blue
The Bears are gonna stop all over you!
I didn't come here to start any scuffles,
I just came to do the Superfan Shuffle!

CARL:
My name is Carl, I'm a little chunky
I watch Bears game and get pretty drunky
Field goals, touchdowns, I know their stats.
I've had twenty-eight heart attacks.
The Bears defense assassinates
When it comes to hygeine I procrastinate.
I ate a Cheez-It which looked like Kurt Russell,
And now I'm doin' the Superfan Shuffle!

LOU (as P. DONNELLY):
I'm from Downers Grove, and I never left here
Except for camp at Kenosha one year.
Soldier Field is full of dead bodies,
I pull out a fork like I'm at Lou Malnati's.
Low carb meals are for posers and slackers--
Leave it to the fans of the Green Bay Packers.
The Superfans will eat you alive
Like a Buddy Ryan defense from '85!

RORY:
They say Ditka is our man
If Ditka can't do it, Lovie sure can!
Rory's back and it's no wonder
I eat like lightning, buffets I plunder.
So bring on Mylanta, bring on Zantac,
Those are for the Johnsonville brats I'm packin'.
I didn't come here to build no muscle,
I just came to do the Superfan Shuffle!

LARRY:
I've been eating for quite a while,
Grillin' the brats, settin' the style.
I grow a mustache like there's no tomorrow
When I run out of Old Style, hang my head in sorrow.
My wife, she says "Larry, lose some weight."
No thank you doll, gimme another plate.
The Weber's on, the brats are flowin'
We're Superfans, consumption is the way we're goin'!

CARL:
I hate skim milk 'cause it's too healthy.
When it comes to Bears knowledge I'm mighty wealthy.
The Chicago Bears have tons of class,
I lost 46 pounds thanks to gastric bypass.
My imaginary dad is Da Coach Mike Ditka
All you Packers fans suck my pricka.
I just ate twenty-two truffles
Now I'm doin' the Superfan Shuffle!